>Be me>Be Indian>Working as head chef at upscale, four mikkaalan Staar restaurant>Cook paneer in plastic buckets on the nicest corner in town>Sample too much of the merchandise with my bare hands>Need to shit>Run to nearby restroom>Throw open door>Rape in progress>ThisShitAgain.jpeg>Step outside to relieve myself on designated shitting portion of street>Halfway through shit an elephant comes barreling down the road>I'm trampled underfoot>Squash like a pancake and pop back up, semi-folded, playin